how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
Me: NO, YOU CAN’T JUST BUST IN HERE AND TAKE OVER MY MARGINALLY SANE LIFE, AGAIN.
I just realized I could’ve put “John” instead of “Me” and it would’ve been exactly the same
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.